March is here and unless Mother Nature
has one hell of a hot flash anytime soon
and before the first day of spring
which I believe is the 20th,
I am not too optimistic
that snow banks will vanish before my eyes
or that spring flowers will be blooming
and I have a pretty good idea
how that first day will play out.
So why is this happening.
Guess we can’t dismiss the fact
that someone somewhere noticed
an airflow chart that would cause
more snow accumulations
and an unsteady weather pattern affecting the entire world
to which we have been informed it’s
official term for 2014
(that’s if you made it of course)
Of course in my neck of the woods,
Polar Vortex is just another technical way of saying
We really can’t put all blame on the P.V.
A little furry rodent who poked his head out
didn’t give us such great news either
and from what I understand
pissed off even more
who had to suffer through this torturous season.
So it’s been a long one,
making some of us a bit tired and edgy
and at this point in time,
I will admit that my inner hate meter
is approaching very high
and some crazy ass thoughts keep emerging.
A little too dramatic…huh?
All I know is I am ready to say good-bye
to the Polar Vortex for this year
and finally welcome summer.
With outstretched arms,
screaming at the top of my lungs
with all my might
and so very anxious to say
with absolute conviction,
“Hello Solar Vortex, how you doin’ hot stuff?”
Until than my friends…
Make it a great day everybody!