Seems like forever since I sat down to write.
I have actually tried more than a few times
but as the illustration clearly shows
I just haven’t been able to get the creative juices flowing.
It’s been one hell of a long winter,
and I’m not sure if my brain decided to freeze up as well.
I did think about another
“I hate this winter shit!”
kind of story line
but I am even tired of complaining
about how long this winter has been
and pretty fed up with wishing harm on Mother Nature
because honestly I think she’s just sitting there
laughing her fool ass off at me anyway.
(care to bet she sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West)
I know I am not the only one
feeling shack wacky
and needing some much needed summer air.
How can we not pitch a fit
when our first snow fall was November 9th
Taking a clear and still picture
while your jaw
is spewing four letter words
is much harder than it seems.
So now here lies April
with snow banks that may not thaw until June.
you would think I’d be use to this crap
but when my golf season is interfered with
I get a little loopy.
So much that I have actually thought about
buying myself a blow torch.
a really cool heat resistant suit as well.
Wait a second…
I had this exact thought last year too!
Told you I was getting loopy.
The good news however,
spring is trying to show it’s face.
The thaw is happening
(at a snail’s pace of course)
but it is.
The potholes that were once snow filled,
now are strategically placed
to hone our Nascar driving skills
Regardless of it all,
the sun has started to shine brighter.
The air is getting warmer
(no pun intended)
but to a degree.
The days are longer
with more hope that we are almost there.
The trees will soon bud
and if they are as fed up as I have been,
pretty sure this would be their first conversation.
Guess we just have to hang in there.
we go through this every year
so I’m not sure why I even bothered
to write about this again.
All I know
is if next year shows any signs of being long,
you will all know where to find me!
We’re almost there 🙂
Make it a great day everybody!