Pillow talk got your attention, didn’t it?
Works every time 😀
So now that I have you here,
how many of you have this kind of display on your beds?
There is just something about making it a ritual every morning,
every pillow into its designated spot
or tossing and throwing
(not so strategically)
as you hurry to finally get your tired bones into bed.
(which I’m thinking Martha Stewart would be so proud with all that pillow arranging)
The only reason I decided to write about this
was the fact that as I was heading to bed the other night,
I realized I removed seven pillows
that I don’t even use.
(which I now believe has become my morning and night-time stretching routine)
and it’s only me and my king size bed.
How ridiculous of an idea that we will take that kind of time
before we can actually rest our heads on our pillows,
especially after an exhausting day,
or try to get a head start
only to add pillow stacking to the mix
before we even leave the house.
It’s crazy isn’t it?
Considering that I really only sleep with 2 of my favorite pillows anyway.
(which miraculously turns into one by the morning)
Again this is not me but to tell the truth
my bed head isn’t really something you all need to witness.
What is it about making our comfort zone
into a show room
when technically no one will even see it
(unless you have visitors of course)
You are thinking about your extra bedroom with the pillows your guests get to exercise with?
Am I right?
The funny part is what the bed actually gets turned into.
Over the course of the night
all that is used are those two lonely but favorite pillows.
( of course for the couples out there)
3 or 4 is the magic number.
Once again, this in not my bed.
(I somehow manage to do way more damage than that by the morning)
I know some of you are saying,
“I really don’t see what the big deal is”
and for the most part you are absolutely right.
My big dilemma is
“what the hell am I thinking?”
when I see that sale on pillows
and actually consider the notion that I need just one more?
(anyone else thinking a pillow intervention is seriously needed here)
For some this may not even be something to relate with,
or concern themselves over,
however I am sure there are those who can.
As much of a pain in the ass it can be,
those of us really won’t stop
and more than likely never will
so here’s what I am thinking…
If you happen to catch yourself mid stream
tossing all those pillows,
grumbling or stacking and wondering
why on earth you even bother with them,
(and you will think about it the next time you face those pillows)
I can promise you at that very moment
there’s a good chance you will giggle or smile
head downstairs and throw all sales flyers
of bedding and pillows
into the trash before you go anywhere.
How does that go again?
“lead me not into temptation”
So my advice…
Strike a match and set fire to them suckers
and get your ass back to bed 😉
Make it a great day everybody!